just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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