I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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