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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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