in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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