Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just high enough for therapy.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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