what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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