Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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