i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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