How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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