We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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