I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Small penises have feelings too.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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