maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sorry about my life...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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