I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
