That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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