I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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