I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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