She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
there is glitter all over my balls
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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