windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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