Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
pray to the hookup gods
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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