C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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