This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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