that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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