god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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