It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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