there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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