Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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