: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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