One girl and one boy is just not enough.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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