fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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