Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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