she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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