i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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