Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i've created a new STD.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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