So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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