does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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