Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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