Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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