3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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