1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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