long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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