did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
