i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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