So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
