I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You may now shotgun with the bride
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
