I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have post one night stand depression
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
