i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
is it fun? or sober?
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