Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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