Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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