At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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