I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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