I need help removing her.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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