If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
