Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize