Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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