How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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